February 2012
3 tags
Maybe if we just staunchly encourage kids...
reallyfoxnews:
Foolproof.
1 tag
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sister's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
It goes down.
Cab Driver: You are from Brazil?
Me: Moi? Non, je suis américaine
Cab Driver: Oh American! Very much money?
Me: Uh, no.
Cab Driver: You know, it knee oud son?
Me: Sorry?
Cab Driver: IT KNEE OW STUN
Me: I don't understand
Cab Driver: She die.
Me: OH. Whitney Houston????
Cab Driver: YES YES. It go very very down, she die. Very down. How you say, triste en anglais?
Me: Sad.
Cab Driver: Oui, very sad of this woman
Me: Oui, c'est triste.
Cab Driver: *shakes fist* BOBBY BROWN SHIT
Me: fuck Bobby Brown!
When you ask your teacher how to spell a word and...
laugh-addict:
How am I suppose to look it up if I don’t know how to fucking spell it?!
Kids vs Me →
lulz-time:
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes. Me: Sometimes when it’s cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i’m a dragon.
